Ellington Reserve (8 year) Canadian Whisky

Lately I’ve been thinking about Canadian whisky. Other than Crown Royal, there isn’t really a lot of Canadian whisky available to US drinkers, and most of what’s available is… uhm… not very highly-regarded. That’s all changing with imports of products from Forty Creek, Lot 40, and others. But to put that into perspective, I felt a need to sample some of the existing “blended” Canadian whisky products already available here.

I should know by now that a plastic 50ml sample bottle is a bad sign. A $15 price tag on a 750ml bottle? Equally bad sign. But hey, the bottle says the whisky is 8 years old! An age statement on a cheap blended whisky? Maybe things are looking up! I can’t find a website, or ANY information about the whisky, other than its age. Like most blended Canadian whisky sold in the US, it’s almost certainly bulk aged spirit imported by tanker truck into the US and then proofed down and bottled.

Nose: A blast of young grain, a wave of artificial vanilla, and something vegetal, like fresh-cut cabbage. There is also a cloying sweetness attached to the vanilla.

Palate: Eughh. Chemical solvent, and a very fake taste, like concentrated food dye. The melted-ice-cream vanilla flavor tastes like it was added in by the bag. I don’t want to swallow it, but onward, in the name of Science!

Finish: Extremely (mercifully?) short, although it leaves behind a coating in your mouth like someone’s been spraying RoundUp weed killer nearby and you got some in your mouth. Truly wretched.

With Water: Didn’t even try.

Overall: Please, please don’t buy this. If one person, somewhere, reads this review in a BevMo and puts the bottle back on the shelf, then I have done my duty as a whisky blogger, and I can die contented. Buy anything – literally anything – instead. You’re better off with vodka “aged” overnight in a coffee cup.

OK, yes, it’s possible this sample was contaminated by being in a plastic miniature bottle (I’ve certainly had bad luck before with miniatures, especially plastic ones). However, you’d have a hard time convincing me that this stuff could be improved by ANY amount of careful storage. Also, any company that cares so little about repeat business that it allows miniatures (which many people use to “try before buying”) with this amount of degradation to represent their product deserves the bad press.

Ellington Reserve (8 year) Canadian Whisky
40% ABV
ScotchNoob™ Mark:
Price Range: $14 - $17
Acquired: 50ml miniature plastic sample bottle
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17 Comments

17 Responses to Ellington Reserve (8 year) Canadian Whisky

  1. bryan f says:

    Interesting experiment SN. Do they ever turn out a surprise to the good side? Someone at my local store was trying to tell hoe good canadian whisky was and i almost had to laugh. I simply dont trust it because as far as i am aware can add any colorant or even additional flavoring, which is probably what you were tasting. Of course i know canadians can make a mean rye so im always on the lookout for that stuff, but am always treading carefully. Thanks for the heads up on this one.

    • Bryan – as mentioned above, look for a chance to try “Lot 40″ – it’s exceptional Canadian rye whiskey. Review upcoming.

      • bryan f says:

        Ill keep a look out for it but ive never seen it before. Maybe they can order it at my local shop for me. Always love a good rye!

        • bryan f says:

          Holy shit and just like that i found a bottle of lot 40 in the city today. Of course i paid a nice city price of $58 (whistle pig 10 @50% abv is only $6 more). Oh well, better to try something different.

  2. Peter T says:

    Sounds like a contender for the worst of the worst award. I think the Canadiens keep the good stuff to themselves a bit and send the rest down here.

  3. Dicky D says:

    Canadian ryes tend to go from good straight to shite. Try some Alberta Premium Dark Horse if you find it. It’s got a mild spice, a bit of fire, and a hint of vanilla. That said, I don’t even close to the experience you do with whiskies, so you could easily hate it.

    • Thanks for the note – I’ll keep an eye out for it. As a side not – I also had a Canadian Whisky (a straight rye) called “Lot 40″ which is a whole different ballgame – expect a review of that in a few weeks.

  4. MarshalN says:

    But, but the thing is “reserve”! Look at that deep rich color, almost looking like a Lagavulin. How can it possibly be bad?

  5. RobO says:

    Hello, I have been reading your site here for the last while. Really enjoy your reviews. Being from Canada I have to say that if you get a chance to try Gibson’s rye whiskey. My personal favorite is the Gibson’s rare 18 year whiskey. But that stuff is hard to come by even here. As I have just started into the scotch world I really used your site to open my horizons and I thank you for that. Been a great help. Keep up the good work!

    • Thanks Rob! Finding good Canadian whisky is a big challenge here in the States, as very little of the good stuff is exported here. I’ll certainly keep my eye out for Gibson’s. Luckily, we do get some Forty Creek, so I’ll be trying to nail down some of that to review as well. Cheers!

  6. Gary Renzetti says:

    Just bought this on a recommendation from a totale wines expert,What apiece of junk!

  7. Adam says:

    Same here! I bought some based on a Total Wine recommendation; I thought it smelled like rubbing alcohol, and lacked everything that should be the taste of whiskey. Well… Then again, I did taste the alcohol. I tried it again (maybe because I’m a glutton for punishment), but I let it aerate for about seven minutes, and the taste definitely changed, but to an over-powering taste of hazelnut, ginger, and toffee (kind of like going to Starbucks or Gloria Jeans and asking for a seasonal flavored coffee with whiskey in it). They were obviously flavors that were added after the fact.

  8. Tom B says:

    Personally I really like Ellington Reserve. It is one of the few less expensive whiskeys I have tried that I love to sip on ice. For my taste it is a very good value for a daily “sipping”. So if someone offers a taste I suggest you give it try before turning up your nose based on the above review. TomB.

  9. Will B. says:

    I think you got a bad sample. I’ve been very impressed with the brand. Maybe sampling out of little plastic containers is not conducive to a good tasting experience… Just throwing it out there. :)

    • Hi Will, I’ve had the same thought before. But consider this – a company makes a product. It puts that product in small bottles, partially for hotel minibars and airplanes, but also so that people can sample the product before buying a full bottle (which explains the large displays of miniatures in most liquor stores). It therefore follows that those samples should represent the product. If they cause a negative reaction, that’s on the company that chose plastic bottles, not so much on me. If I could afford to purchase a full 750ml (glass) bottle of everything I reviewed, I’m sure I’d have a better blog. I cannot, and thus do not. I get along with what I can – that’s also the reason I’m always up-front about the sources of my samples. For what it’s worth, I’ve had excellent whiskies out of plastic miniatures before, and I’ve had obviously cheap slop from full-sized glass bottles before as well. Cheers! – Nathan

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