Oh, I’ve had Tomatin before. It’s bland, sweet, banana-y. I’m sure this will be just another ho-hum sample that gets stuck in the back of my “tastings notes” folder and never sees the light of day. I’ve even tasted the 12-year. How much different can a batch of 11-year from That Boutique-y Whisky Company (TBWC) be? It’s not even sherried. At least, I don’t think it’s sherried. The benighted TBWC website doesn’t even acknowledge the existence of this dram, so all I know is what is printed on the label. Let’s see…
A picture of tomatoes. For Tomatin. Hilarious, guys, just hilarious. 51% ABV, OK good to know. And…? That’s it. Whatever, this will never be published anyway. Tomatin is bland. Just as well, too, because this bottle doesn’t exist, as far as the Internet is concerned. If for some crazy reason you wanted to buy it based on my review – hah! – you’d have to find a Boutique-y Advent Calendar that included a 30ml sample like the one I’m holding.
Nose: Huh. Interesting. Green banana, odd florals (hops?), coconut water, green tomatoes (damnit, TBWC label!), and a dusting of sulfur that does not quite rise to the level of “rotten eggs”. An oddball, and complex.
Palate: Medium bodied. Ample tongue burn, as expected, which resolves into raw cane sugar, pineapple, coconut, and… I have no idea. Beeswax? No…Tomato compote? No… Sourdough? Maybe.
Finish: Medium-short. Now there’s a sulfury note that is almost meaty like turkey jerky, which has replaced all of the tropical fruit notes and grassiness. Fades quickly, alas. So damn weird.
With Water: Several drops of water add sweetness in the form of brown sugar and vanilla. Maybe milk chocolate too? Cocoa nibs at least. Water is interesting here. Try it first neat, and then add a little water to see how it changes.
Overall: Whaaa… this was one of the hardest tastings notes to write in recent memory. The flavors and aromas are all over the place, and don’t seem to fit neatly into existing scotch categories. It sounds like it should taste tropical or rummy from my choice of fruit descriptors, but that’s totally not the overall impression. It’s as if someone took the makings for a frozen daiquiri and piled up all of the stem and skin and pith trimmings instead and let them ferment.
Although hard to pin down, this is an interesting, tasty dram. An experience, even. Despite the high ABV the complexity is very subtle and requires that you dig into the glass. I wouldn’t buy a full-sized bottle to drink myself, but I would definitely call over scotch drinkers, pour them a glass blind, and demand that they explain it to me.
This is the kind of dram that makes a whisky reviewer question his or her ability. “What am I even doing, if I can’t figure out the names of these smells?!” Toss laptop through a window. Cry in a corner. /Scene.
I honestly find it very difficult to figure out a whisky when I don’t have basic information like cask maturation/finishing. Without that you don’t even have a frame of reference as to what it should taste like. From what I know about Tomatin there seems to be a great amount of variation of taste between different expressions. As in there doesn’t seem to be a specific house characteristic that can be identified. That being said I have had a couple of them that I have really enjoyed.
Indeed – frame of reference is vital. I’ve participated in a handful of blind tastings and in some instances an entire group of experienced whisky tasters (myself included) had difficulty even identifying a brandy or an odd American whiskey when we were predisposed to assume it was malt. I’ve also frequently been completely fooled by the presence (or lack) of sherry when it should have been obvious. Even, one time, peat.
I don’t like to try new malts that I’m interested in when out with friends for the same reason…unfortunately not much of an issue at the moment. I find that when I’m talking and having fun I almost always miss notes, including peat, that I wouldn’t in the comfort of my own home.
I do love Boutique-y, and this sounds like a really interesting release. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Cheers, Ed